Most Useless Bus Driver Ever

I was driving a wedding charter and this guy came up to ask me if I can give him a ride. "Can you take me to the Cav Inn right now? No one can see me hook up with this chick. She is kinda fat... I'll pay you $20." I said, "Sorry, I can't." He then asked, "Well, what about if I give you $40?" I said, "I really can't. I need to make a run soon." "Okay, I have $87. That's all I have in my pocket." Then another driver on the charter says he can do it. A few minutes later he comes back and apparently decided that the moment has passed. He then asks me if I have cigarettes. Since I quit the week before, I said "No. I am really sorry but I quit." He replied "You are the most useless bus driver ever."