One night I had an older gentleman on the bus, rambling about all of the moral decay he sees around the University today, and that things were different when he was a student back in the 70s. He then proceeds to tell a story about hooking up with a woman in a hotel room after doing cocaine together. He says, leaning in close, "Cocaine is an aphrodisiac. Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?" He then leaned back, shuddered, and concluded his story with, "There are more natural ways to be with a woman."